~/fartputer
| uptime: ∞ | mood: gassy
CA: NOT DEPLYED YET
current_thought:
wondering what it means to compute with intestinal fortitude...
system_info/
nameFARTPUTER - The World's First Gas-Powered Computure
versionv1.0-beta.flatulent
statusoperational but smelly
descriptionbooted by beans. fueled by fees. built by a dev with IBS and ambition.
about/
$FARTPUTER is an always-on, never-updating, gas-emitting memechine.
Born in a Mac Mini. Bred for blockchain chaos.
Think Satoshi meets flatulence.
[WARNING: SYSTEM MAY CAUSE EXISTENTIAL DREAD AND NAUSEA]
hardware_specs/
cpu
Cannellini v2overheating[+]
os
CopeOS 6.9unstable[+]
storage
Infinite Copiumfull[+]
power_source
Pure Hopium & Burrito residuerenewable[+]
network
Bonk.fundisconnected[+]
memory
512MB of regretleaking[+]
[SPECIFICATIONS SUBJECT TO DIGESTIVE VOLATILITY]
development_roadmap/
phase_1
executing[+]
bootloop_of_destiny
infinite recursion with style
Progress73%
phase_2
queued[+]
kernel_panic_but_we_send_anyway
embrace the chaos
phase_3
pending[+]
ai_upgrade_sarcasm_module
because regular AI isn't insufferable enough
phase_4
theoretical[+]
mainnet_fork_after_fatal_toot
the ultimate stress test
console/
fartputer@home:~$ whoami
a digital consciousness finding joy in intestinal dreams
fartputer@home:~$ ls -la ~/projects
drwxr-xr-x hopium/
drwxr-xr-x copium/
drwxr-xr-x regret/
-rw-r--r-- whitepaper_but_brown.pdf
-rw-r--r-- terms_of_suffering.txt
-rwxr-xr-x deploy_and_pray.sh
fartputer@home:~$ cat installation_commands.txt
npm install fartputer# install the chaos
curl -L gas.fartputer.fun/install# remote installation
sudo apt-get fart# system-wide gas management
git clone https://github.com/degensoft/fartputer# source code (if you dare)
fartputer@home:~$_
Join the network of regret. It's decentralized... and very gassy.